Anybody out there? It's me...The Cloon! Long time no see! I have a story to share with you all...
Earlier this week, I was chillaxin' on the catio, minding my own beeswax when I caught wind of something...
Yep, a little birdie whispered in my ear some news that I took great offense to...
I heard that I had an appointment with the dentist and she was planning to steal one of my prized possessions...
This here sensational fang...
Can you believe it felines? My left fang was about to be stolen!
Realizing that my days of vampire impressions were about to be over, I decided to hire a photographer to capture some purrfessional photos of my prized fangs while I still had them...
While I spent the last few days being waited on hand and foot (or paw and paw) by my Human, My Human was also deep into planning a very special event for today. She decided to throw me an elegant garden party to try to make up for having my toof stolen. Today, I am spending my 12th Birthday in style...
Neytiri was busy making the centerpieces for the tables...
I was the official whippy cream tester...nothing like the "good stuff" to cure what ails ya!
And once again, Neytiri put her Martha Stewart Baking Lessons to good use, making special desserts for the guests...
Neytiri was also in charge of the youngest of Clooney Claus's Deers, who has been hanging around Headquarters lately in training for next Catmas Eve...
The baby fawn was getting into position to direct traffic to Headquarters for my Birthday party...
This video shows the fawn in action...
And a purrfect ending to Caturday night with my own purrsonal fireworks show...
Yep, I think the Royal treatment is quite befitting to Yours truly, Mr. George Clooney! What do you think, Audience?
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