Welcome Audience to On The Red Carpet: Cloon's Oscar Review. We likes our Academy Awards here at Headquarters so it is a tradition for us to do a review of the event.
Neytiri and I are decked-out in our finest for the evening...
To begin, we shall highlight a few of the films nominated for "Best Motion Picture":
AMOUR (a tail of two kitties very smitten by one another that met online through plentyofbirdies.com)
ZERO DARK THIRTY (chronicles a feline, who shall remain unnamed, that demands Num-Nums in the wee hours of the morn and stops at nothing to get them...)
PIE PI ( features a kitty who has taken baking lessons from Martha Stewart and is completely obsessed with pastry)
Have any of you seen theese flicks?
And now for a quick intermission...Please help yourself to some popcorn...
Without further ado, we shall present our Awards:
DUCKY'S BEST DRESSED AWARD goes to...Ted
NEYTIRI'S WARM FUZZIES AWARD goes to... Anne Hathaway
and CLOON'S BEST OSCAR MOMENT goes to...
...The Cast Of Les Miserables
Here are me and Neytiri singing along to their spectacular musical number:
And that's all folks! Thanks for joining us OTRC!