Welcome Audience to On The Red Carpet: Cloon's Oscar Review. We likes our Academy Awards here at Headquarters so it is a tradition for us to do a review of the event.
Neytiri and I are decked-out in our finest for the evening...
To begin, we shall highlight a few of the films nominated for "Best Motion Picture":
AMOUR (a tail of two kitties very smitten by one another that met online through plentyofbirdies.com)
ZERO DARK THIRTY (chronicles a feline, who shall remain unnamed, that demands Num-Nums in the wee hours of the morn and stops at nothing to get them...)
LIFE OF PIE PI ( features a kitty who has taken baking lessons from Martha Stewart and is completely obsessed with pastry)
Have any of you seen theese flicks?
And now for a quick intermission...Please help yourself to some popcorn...
Without further ado, we shall present our Awards:
DUCKY'S BEST DRESSED AWARD goes to...Ted
NEYTIRI'S WARM FUZZIES AWARD goes to... Anne Hathaway
and CLOON'S BEST OSCAR MOMENT goes to...
...The Cast Of Les Miserables
Here are me and Neytiri singing along to their spectacular musical number:
And that's all folks! Thanks for joining us OTRC!
Peace Out!
Oh Mr.Cloon, we and mom watch it last night, but some how we fall asleep ( cause my mom just back from pawty ) and we think we miss your one !
ReplyDeleteThanks COD ! It's still on today !
Pawsome both of you !
MOL...for your name of da movie..tee..heh
FABULOUS! Clooney you looked as good as ever.
ReplyDeleteWe blinked and missed you on the red carpet, so we're glad you had photos here on your blog!
ReplyDeleteYou look very smart Clooney. We missed the show so we are glad you were able to give a review.
ReplyDeleteThe mom watched last night and thought the Les Mis ensemble song was awesome!!
ReplyDeleteWe didn't know you two could sing so brilliantly! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteAnd you both looked very glamourous + handsome!We think your awards are pawsome :)
the critters in the cottage xo
WOW what a performance you put on buddy. I'm with you on all the awards and was singing along to Les Miserables myself.
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to say I haven't seen a movie in ages.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that I was cut out of the Academy Awards?!
ReplyDeleteWe think your award show was MUCH better Clooney! And no stupid lame jokes.
ReplyDeleteWow, Mister Clooney, you are a very handsome young man! I will certainly tell Miss Kitty when she returns.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Her Mum
oh my cat, we are sooooo thankful for the post event review. SOMEhuman refused to turn it ON so's we coudl WATCH it. Hrmpf.
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch the Oscars so I'm very glad for your recap.
ReplyDeleteWell I am glad we didn't bother to watch now. Yours was much more interesting ….. and quicker! :)
ReplyDeleteClooney we watched the Oscars and you're review was much better than the actual show, in fact twitter was a lot more fun than the show.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Love Amour, looks like a great one!
ReplyDeletethat was sooooo creative, ADORABLE and funny! Oh and the popcorn was delicious!!
ReplyDeleteDo you believe that when we were watching last night I said to my husband when George Clooney was on stage, "Cody has a cat friend named CLOONEY!!!" LOL!! My husband thinks I am nuts :)
Wow, I haven't watched these movies, but all look great!! Especially Life of Pie....PI, I love movies with kitty and food :-) Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteYour review is great and we enjoyed show very much!
Wowwzers! Your guys movies looks way more exciting than the people movies!
ReplyDeleteMe purrticularly would like the Life of Pie! Turkey Pie!
Kisses
Nellie
Me and mom missed the Oscar´s on TV :(
ReplyDeleteBut know we can see we didn´t miss anything , becaisue your Review is sooo much better than any human Oscar review !!!
XOXO