Hello there felines. So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find? My tunnel is still on strike! Can you believe it felines? Even after presenting my tunnel with a lucky bamboo, I guess that the luck just didn't rub off...So theese time I had a big brain storm...and I am pulling out all the stops!
I know that money talks...so I decided to pay my tunnel cold, hard cash to get it up and running again! Nothing like a wee little bribe to "grease the wheels" so to speak. I presented my tunnel with a $1,000,000 dollar bill! Yeah, that's right...you heard me felines...
I went into my Secret Research Laboratory and printed a hot one right off the ol' press...One of my hobbies is "printing money"...(uh but don't tell the Authorities...OR MY TUNNEL!) Let's see how theese one works to cheer up the tunnel, shall we?
Join me next TUESDAY felines to see if my magic tunnel is off strike and up and running again.