Hello there felines. So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find? My tunnel is still on strike! Can you believe it felines? Even after presenting my tunnel with a lucky bamboo, I guess that the luck just didn't rub off...So theese time I had a big brain storm...and I am pulling out all the stops!
I know that money talks...so I decided to pay my tunnel cold, hard cash to get it up and running again! Nothing like a wee little bribe to "grease the wheels" so to speak. I presented my tunnel with a $1,000,000 dollar bill! Yeah, that's right...you heard me felines...
I went into my Secret Research Laboratory and printed a hot one right off the ol' press...One of my hobbies is "printing money"...(uh but don't tell the Authorities...OR MY TUNNEL!) Let's see how theese one works to cheer up the tunnel, shall we?
Join me next TUESDAY felines to see if my magic tunnel is off strike and up and running again.
I just hope your tunnel does not read the fine print...
ReplyDeleteWould you really want a tunnel that could be bought??? Cantankerous thing!
ReplyDeleteErr...think you might need to remove that one line above the signatures first. Or let's hope your tunnel is presbyopic. MOL.
ReplyDeleteAh bribery, that should do it! Until he tries to spend that bill.. hee hee
ReplyDeleteI dunno Cloon! That tunnel looks mighty canny to me. It might suss!!!
ReplyDeleteHmm, we agree, a slight adjustment to that bill and your tunnel might go for it!
ReplyDeleteI think agreement with your tunnel is right around the corner..I feel it in the air.
ReplyDeleteOh Cloon and Neytiri, we sure hope that works. It would work for us. Who could possible turn down a million green papers. Sending purrs that it works. Take care.
ReplyDeleteMoney talks they say Cloon, so I know this will work.
ReplyDeleteWow!!!!!! One Million???
ReplyDeleteBribery always works for me.
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Hey Cloon, you may just be on to something! Uh, can your tunnel read?
ReplyDeleteWe think this just might work 'cause we thinks we figured out why the Tunnel is striking. It's lonely! The green papers can buy him tunnel friends! It works in the hoomans' world ... we see it ALL the time!! :P
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage xo
I don't think it is about the money, it wants to feel loved!
ReplyDeleteMommy said she can be bought for that amount, hee hee!
ReplyDeleteHmm, we're not sure your tunnel is going to fall for that one.
ReplyDeleteOH! Maybe the tunnel just ran out of monies to buy all the magical presents!
ReplyDeleteNeat, print on demand money. Surely this will work?
ReplyDeleteCloon, if that money doesn't work, it's time to bring in the strike-busters!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah money talks...hehehe. One million dollars sure will cheer the tunnel up! I hope tunnel will not find out it is toy money though....!!
ReplyDeleteHoly cow Cloon, if a million bucks won't do it I don't know what will!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Clooney,
ReplyDeleteMe thinks yous should take the Million Dollars and buy a new tunnel.
Kisses
Nellie
I bet that will work just fine!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I think of bribery? You're definitely my kind of cat.
ReplyDeleteFaRAdaY: Mowzers, we wanna know your secret lab secret! Allie's jonesing for some kitty retail therapy (she *claims* she needs more bling *eyeroll*)
ReplyDeleteLets hope this works - and your tunnel doesn't notice the small print.
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