July 8, 2011

Niptini-Free Friday



Free Niptini Friday...I mean...Niptini-Free Friday!

Hello there felines.  This is Uncle Cloon here with an important message for you kitties.  Make sure you monitor your Niptini intake this weekend!  I went overboard earlier on in the week and still have been suffering the consequences...JUST SAY NO!  Trust me on theese one!  Apparently, I had been testing some new colognes on myself during my, uh...shall we say indulgence.  Theese has caused some problems at Headquarters in the last few days.  Apparently, Secretary Neytiri does not like my "new" scent and has been growling and hissing at me.  Today, we came very close to our first ever boxing match.  So, Mancats do not buy the cheap cologne...Ladycats are a bit unforgiving when it comes to this!  Well folks...TGIF!  (In my books, this means: Thank God I'm Feline...)

(Update from Cloon's Human:  My little guy is still a bit under the weather.  I'm not sure if the intubation has irritated his throat or what but he hasn't had a big appetite the past 2 days and has been withdrawn.  If you could send him some good thoughts, I'd appreciate it. )

39 comments:

  1. Cloon my man,
    Well, what did I say about too much niptini? Better stick to good old tuna and sardine scent. Yeah, you're right about the cheap cologne. Avoid 'em at all costs, man. You take care, OK? We still need your leadership over at Oceans 13. The gang members going wild without you. Our purrrayers for you... har har har *solemn laughs* Brad

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  2. I am sending purrs your way, Clooney! Even though Binga bounced back right away from her dental, she was up and down for quite a few days. Plus I was really mad at the way she smelled and we got in some pretty nasty fights - my human was using calming sprays and Feliway wipes on our napping places like mad for a little while! So you will probably feel better soon - but it's good that your human is keeping an eye on you, just in case.

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  3. We are sending PURRS for Gorgeous George and hope he feels better soon. Smoochies.

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  4. Cloon... sending you all manner of great purrs. I'm wanting you to perk up. I know it takes a little time after going to the vet to get your zip back. Here's sending you zip, vim and vigor.

    pawhugs, pal... Max

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  5. Cloon, i am really sorry for the late comment but i am SO SO SO SO relieved that everything went ok and the results came back so positive!! i really hope that you make a full and speedy recovery! don't mind Neytiri, some women just don't like cologne. period! :P

    oh, and happy early birthday as i will be away on the day! i really hope you're feeling great by then and have a good one!

    <3

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  6. Clooney, we'll keep purring for you until you're 100%. We hope you all have a *good* weekend.

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  7. we're sending big purrrsss to you Cloony!!

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  8. Clooney...you gotta pace yourself with those niptinis! They will knock you flat if you aren't careful...as you are finding out.

    We're purring for you and hope you are back to your normal self real soon.

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  9. Thanks for the heads up Clooney. It's good to be made aware of these impawtant things.

    I expect you are still feeling a bit away with the fairies after the anaesthetic. Take it easy buddy.

    Mancat hugs from Austin >^,,^<

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  10. We are still praying for you sweet Clooney and we hope by the time you post again you will be feeling super fantastic. Hugs and nose kisses

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  11. We're hoping you feel all better very soon, Clooney! Perhaps it was the trauma of the V-E-T that has affected you -- as well as the niptinis (seriously, some anesthetics can cause nausea).

    I'm sure everything between you and Neytiri will clear up once that new cologne smell wears off.

    We're sending all our get well vibes your way.

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  12. We hope you are back to 100% soon. Take the weekend off and tell Neytiri to take a hike!!

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  13. We are still sending up purrayers for the most handsome Cloon.

    We love y'all.

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  14. Aw, Cloon, just tell me if you want company. I mean, someone has to eat that food that you won't MOL. I did that over-indulgence thing once at Nipclub and I was actually sick the next day. Those niptinis catch up to you, man. Feel better and eat your food—or I will.

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  15. Okay Cloon, there are bunches of purrs headed right for you...now you do your part and feel all better soon!

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  16. Dear Clooney
    WE want to get a rain check on you to have a free niptini when you are feeling better...we are all purring for you!

    purrs
    Abby

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  17. Here's hoping that you will be back to normal by the end of the week.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  18. Clooney, message received! Only the finest Eau de Cat Spit for us ManCats.
    Say, we hear you're not feeling 100%, you rest up and eat some tuna nectar and get back to fighting form.

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  19. We're glad to learn Cloon is a little better...well except for all that niptini-ing!

    When Jonny came home from the vet recently, Billy did not like Jonny at all. We think it was because Jonny smelled like the vet's office. Maybe that's what Neytiri is thinking, too.

    Sending along more purryers and good thoughts that Cloon starts eating better.

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  20. My buddy Cloon,

    I'd rather have problems with my headquarters than my hindquarters, hehehe!

    Heard you could use a cool word or two to get you back in tip-top shape. Let's you and me go down to Ye Olde Taverne and see if the ladycats don't lift our spirits just a tad.

    Take care, good furriend. I'll see if I can't scrounge up some eau de ooh-hah.

    Tom

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  21. Cloony we see you have been through a lot lately fella and we are sending you some purrs as a little tonic to help you get over that smelleh old anaesthetic. Sometimes the tubez they stick down our throats can make us sore. Gerry had an investigation for polyps once and he got some anti-inflamatory medicine for 3 days after 'cos he was sore. Hope you heal up quickest big lad.

    Thank you so much for your kind words and purrs for Whicky. He was a very special boy and we miss him

    Oliver & Gerry
    & The Ape

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  22. Aw, Cloon, we hope you get to feeling better quickly. You've had a hard week. Purrs and wags.

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  23. We are purring as hard as we can fur you, Clooney. Get better real soon!
    A cat of your distinction can't stay down long.
    Love, TK and Sqaushies

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  24. Kit and I are both purring hard for you, Clooney. Sometimes when you come home from the v-e-t it can take a few days to feel like yourself again, and you efun smell funny! I'm sure you will be feeling good again soon.

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  25. Once your fuzziness wears off, you can look at your "red badge of courage" and remember you're a strong Mancat. We're glad to hear you're going to be OK!

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  26. That "Eau de Vet Shoppe" cologne is not the best scent on the market, for sure! I hope you are all better soon, Cloon!

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  27. Sweet Cloon, please feel better soon!!!! We are all purring for you :-)

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  28. We are so happy that your vet said all is well!!! We purr that you'll be back to your old self soon.

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  29. We're sorry you're still having a hard time. We're purring really hard for you and for things to be normal again.

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  30. (((((hugs))))) Cloon!! We don't want you to feel bad! Please feel better soon!!!!!
    xoxoxo

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  31. Aw, Cloon, I'm purring for you to be back in fine fettle ASAP! The Humans get a little strange when we don't eat a lot, so chow down and make your Mom feel better!

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  32. Hi Clooney,

    I saw that your not feeling too well. WE are sending you lots of purrs and prayers to nip this thing and get well. We are sorry we haven't been around, mom's computer has been acting up again which makes it hard to visit and leave comments. OUr thoughts and prayers are with you. Have a great weekend!

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  33. purrs and prayers beautiful sweet boy.

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  34. Thanks for the tip, Cloon. We are purring and praying for you, pal ... feel better soon, okay? Hugs!

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  35. Oh, Mr. Clooney, I'm sorry you have not fully recovered from Niptini. I hope you will feel better and regain your appetite soon.
    You are always in our thoughts...we hope you have a great weekend.

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  36. One handsome man-cat to another... that is some sound advice my friend. If you need to, send Miss Neytiri over here for a while...

    I hope you're doing ok my friend, I was very alarmed to hear that you were not well.

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  37. Hi Cloon, Just checking in. Hope you are feeling better my furiend!

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  38. We love you anyway you smell, Clooney. Hope efurryone at your place is well now.

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  39. My sister is still under the weather too, Cloon! I am sending you big man-cat vibes to help you feel tough and strong again.

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