Hello there Audience! It's Uncle Cloon here with an important announcement...ARCHIE THE BOLD has asked for Neytiri's paw and she has accepted! The cute little couple has had their first purr-fessional photo shoot with the very talented ZOOLATRY:
Now I wish I could take credit for the purr-fect match, but the young'uns did it all by themselves! The two of them have lots in common including their pink noses, their fondness for climbing and insects, and their fearless yet easy-going manner.
Where Matchmaker Cloon comes in is to advise other Mancats of tips for a successful headshot when one is searching for their special Ladycat. Let's take Young Master Archie for example...he has done an excellent job! Firstly, he has that "dreamy" look in his eyes which tends to hypnotize the Ladycats. Secondly, the guy has "nose freckles" which can definitely "seal the deal" and work in your favor fellow Mancats! Thirdly, take good care of your furs Mancats...as you can see the young lad is freshly groomed for his photo op. And, last but not at all least, "curly toes" cause the Ladies to go crazy! Here Archie is showcasing his excellent toesies and peach paw pads as well as "putting on the curl"!
Well felines, there you have it! For anyone wanting extra Matchmaking tips...Call 1-800-ROM-ANCE... the lines will remain open until 11:59 PST.
Archie is Hot ! even I am a Mancat, Have to accepted that...Woo HOO!!! Neytiri got a boy friend ! Neytiri got a boy friend !..heh..heh..Cat always be the best boy friend, Neytiri. You know what I means ? I still remember that ! and Conscat to Archie ! You got one of the gorgeous girl friend in CBD !
ReplyDeleteGreat matchmaking job. They make a lovely couple.
ReplyDeleteMebbe I can use sum of those tips. Great graphics from Zooaltry! Haf a purrfect day.
ReplyDeleteHeya Cloon! I thought you've booked Neytiri for me. I've been eyeing her for so long...now I'm heartbroken.... har har har *sad laughs*
ReplyDeleteWhat great matchmaking tips, Clooney! And they look like a match made in heaven....
ReplyDeleteGood evening, handsome Clooney! They are a very sweet couple and look great together. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteWow--Archie, that *IS* an alluring photo. I mean, I'm a Manly Mancat and all but if you ever tire of Neytiri....
ReplyDeleteGood tips, Clooney. Gonna send out for some freckles >^..^<
ReplyDeleteSweet pics :))
We so happy fur them, yup, and they such a handsome couple, and they look so happy... but...
ReplyDeleteWWWaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! None of us has any boyfriends or girlfriends... WWwwwaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Well, we has family. Thank you, Mr. Clooney.
(((Hugs)))
xoxoxoxoxo
Dear Tiri,
ReplyDeleteYour brother Cloon has written some great tips here for wooing. I am very glad he approves of me as your mancat!!!
I'm just a humble boy who fell for a sweet and wonderful girl :-) I've been walking on a cloud since you said you'd be my Ladycat! I can't wait to go bug hunting together...
~your Ginger Snap,
Archie
xx
They really are a purrfect match and the photos are stunningly beautiful!
ReplyDeleteWe think Archie and Neytiri are perfect for each other! Thanks for the awesome advice, Cloon!
ReplyDeleteWell, I see I should really pay attention to this post as I can't seem to settle on any one ladycat. It's my problem tho, cuz i likes all of them.
ReplyDeleteConcats to the happy couple. I have but on question—why is Archie's bed sideways? That is one neat trick!
ReplyDeleteWe think that they make such a sweet couple! May they share insects for MANY years to come.
ReplyDeleteThat is such a sweet photo of the love bugs!
ReplyDeleteIf I were a mancat I would definitely give Archie a run for the paw of the beauteous Neytiri.
What a purrfect pair! Archie is one lucky mancat for landing a beauty like Neytiri!!
ReplyDeleteomg belated congrats, Neytiri & Archie! i'm sure you two'll be a lovely couple. :)
ReplyDeleteand i've got to say, i think Cloon gave some pretty good advice. ;) thanks for sharing!