Hello there Audience! It's Uncle Cloon here with an important announcement...ARCHIE THE BOLD has asked for Neytiri's paw and she has accepted! The cute little couple has had their first purr-fessional photo shoot with the very talented ZOOLATRY:
Now I wish I could take credit for the purr-fect match, but the young'uns did it all by themselves! The two of them have lots in common including their pink noses, their fondness for climbing and insects, and their fearless yet easy-going manner.
Where Matchmaker Cloon comes in is to advise other Mancats of tips for a successful headshot when one is searching for their special Ladycat. Let's take Young Master Archie for example...he has done an excellent job! Firstly, he has that "dreamy" look in his eyes which tends to hypnotize the Ladycats. Secondly, the guy has "nose freckles" which can definitely "seal the deal" and work in your favor fellow Mancats! Thirdly, take good care of your furs Mancats...as you can see the young lad is freshly groomed for his photo op. And, last but not at all least, "curly toes" cause the Ladies to go crazy! Here Archie is showcasing his excellent toesies and peach paw pads as well as "putting on the curl"!
Well felines, there you have it! For anyone wanting extra Matchmaking tips...Call 1-800-ROM-ANCE... the lines will remain open until 11:59 PST.