April 30, 2011

THE BEST OF "GIRLFRIEND" MARATHON (PART 4)


BABUSHKA CAT SELLS HOT DOGS ON PICKET LINE

I'z Cloon's cousin from Old Country. I'z gets call from Cloon real late in night. Sayz takes airplainz to Canada to setz up hot dogs stand and makes moneez from strikingz elves. Cloon (blesses heez little heart) says I'z can takes some of profitz to buys num-nums to takes back to Old Country. I'z very excitable for good opportunities like theese one. I'z not let Cloon down. I'z makes, how you call it, "attracteeve" hot dog cart and "tantalizeeng" hot dogs. Cloon says puts some specialz ingredientz in sauerkraut, makes elves go bathroom. Then he getz toons for them using "premises" at Headquarters. Cloon is excellent businezz man! I'z takes Cloon some num-nums to picketz line to keep up heez strength and staminas. I'z never seen "Dalmation Private Eye" before. Cloon says theese one, how you call it, "Von Ice" soundz like Elvis. I'z love Elvis. We listenz to Elvis in Old Country. Cloon says I'z can takes a picture with "Private Eye" for souvenir. I'z better get goingz, I'z has lots of works ahead of me.

"Yer extra specialz, I'z puts extra sauerkraut on your hot dog. You vant to buy one?"

Originally posted on March 13, 2009

1 comment:

  1. i'll take two hot dogs please, but hold the sauerkraut! :D

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