February 14, 2011

BLOGOVERSARY & CLOONEY'S VALENTINE'S EXTRAVAGANZA


Hello Audience.  Happy Valentine's Day to you all!  We have a lot going on today at Headquarters as it is our 2nd Blogoversary.  That's right folks, I'z been blogging for Num-Nums for 2 whole years!  (It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.) Besides that, I'z throwing a Valentine's bash whereby I'z giving away little gift bags of Num-Nums to any felines who show up at my front door today to partake in theese festivities.  Also, joining me in-studio is Love Expert, Dr. Love who will be sharing his wisdom with the Audience.  Welcome Dr. Love!


Dr. Love: Thank you.  Thank you very much.

Cloon: So it looks like you've come prepared with some Valentine's props.  Can you tell us a little about them?

Dr. Love: Uh, yes, well...since the weather has been a bit nippy, I brought my fuzzy red "ankle warmers" with me.  And they go with the occasion, I might add.

Cloon: Uh, I don't think theese ones are "ankle warmers"...But I'z going to let that one go for now...I see you have brought a deck of cards with you.  Can you tell us about theese ones?

Dr. Love: Affirmative.  Now this little deck is a real gem I tell you.  It's a great icebreaker for romantic dates when you are feeling a little shy, awkward or tongue-tied...Then all you do is pick a card and ask your date a question.  This makes for some excellent conversations.

Cloon: Hit me.

Dr. Love: (picks a card from the deck and begins to read...) Have you ever spent any quality time with a squirrel?

Cloon: Uh, theese doesn't sound like a very "romantic" card to me...Are you sure theese one belongs in the deck?

Dr. Love: Oh, wait a minute...I think it may have found its way in by accident.  I'll pick another one for you. Ok. If you would get a tattoo, what would it be and where would you put it?

Cloon: I would have a can of Num-Nums tattooed on my bicep.

Dr. Love: Now that would be an excellent conversation starter...and I'm sure the romance would just progress from there...

Cloon: Do you have any advice you can give us regarding love and romance on Valentine's Day?

Dr. Love: I'm afraid I don't "lick and tell"...

Cloon: Well there you have it folks, some tips to spice up your Valentines!  Now, because it is tradition to ask someone to be your Valentine, Neytiri and I have decided to do theese as well.  Back on Christmas Eve when Clooney Claus got stranded at the North Pole, he lost a bit of time and ended up missing some Num-Nums deliveries.  My friends in the desert were waiting in their lounge full of katnip for Clooney Claus and alas he did not make it.  So I'm asking each of them to be my Valentine.  KonaKitty, The Baby, Grayce, Tiny Johnson, Felix, Rupert, Scouty, CC, Sweet Pea, Maui, May Ling,  Salem, and Sylvester will you be my Valentines?  (I should mention that theese offer comes with Num-Nums...) So how 'bout now?


And our little lady Neytiri has a wee bit of a crush on Slash from 5-Cat Style & The Flyer.  So, Neytiri wants to ask Slash to be her Valentine...


In closing we want to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day!  Remember to leave the lady feline in your life the last lick of Num-Nums and serve your Human "biscuits" in bed while expressing how much you really "knead" them...

39 comments:

  1. Hey Neytiri,
    Slash is MINE!!!! You can have Brad. har har har *evil laughs*

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  2. happy v-day, cloon and neytiri. :) thanks for another interesting interview.

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  3. Adorable, fun post=we love your leg warmers!!MOL!!...Happy Valentine's Day, sweet friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  4. Happy Valentine's Day and a very happy Blogaversary! Thank you for the great love tips!

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  5. Happy Valentine's Day and also Happy Blogoversary! I've gotta get me some of those ankle warmers...

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  6. O Beautiful Neytiri... A thousand times over, yes! I am honored to be your Valentine. *kisses your paw*

    Cloon, Happy 2nd Blogoversary! Does it count if I left crumbs in the bed for my Mom instead of perfectly formed biscuits? *headbutts*

    ~Slash

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  7. Happy Valentines Day dear friend.

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  8. Happy Valentines from my furry kids. And Congrats on your 2 year blogversary!!!

    Melissa and Gabriel and Darcy
    http://kittenangels.blogspot.com/

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  9. Congrats on your 2nd Blogoversary and Happy Valentines Day too.

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  10. ConCats n your Blogoversary~!!! We heard about it from the CB. Wishing you all a furry Happy Valentine's Day~!!!

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  11. That was a very interesting and informative interview. Congratulations on your second Blogoversary and Happy Valentines Day. Hugs and nose kisses

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  12. Happy Valentine's Day.....and Happy Blogoversary. xxxxxx

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  13. Best interview of the year! Sam is on his back and kickin' his legs and gigglin' and I'm just grinnin' my little face off! Cloon, you are a real character and we give your mom a giant high 5 for her 2 years ;d Whatagal!
    So we say Cheers to Valentine's Day and wish you many nose licks -- of course with a bundle from us, too -- and plates of num-nums in your favorite flavors. What a great day!
    xoxoxo

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  14. Such beautiful Valentine cards! Happy Valentine's Day to you too and Happy Blogoversary!

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  15. Happy Blogoversary!

    And a happy Valentine's Day to you all! We're wishing you a wonderful day!

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  16. Well, I must say, you have a long list of Valentine's. Hope there aren't any jealousy issues.

    George

    PS. Love and "ankle warmers"!!

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  17. ~Happy Second Blogoversary, Cloony!~

    Odd thing, those "leg warmers"... QM has a pair nearly identical to those, however She wears them on Her wrists...but only when Her Gentleman Consort visits. Otherwise, her wrists must be warm enough...puzzling.

    We did so enjoy the noms!
    Many many more noms in future to you!

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  18. Happy v-day. And happy blogoversary!!

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  19. Cloony, yesYesYES!!!!

    We would ALL love to be your Valentine!!! We lubs you lots and lots...::blush::

    Now, about the leg warmers...Dr Love might need to rethink those! We thought you did an excellent and thought-provoking interview. You should have him back again as a guest.

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  20. Happy Valentimes Day and Happy Blogaversary!!!

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  21. Happy Blogoversary, Clooney!! And Happy Valentine's Day to you!! ♥♥♥

    We're still wondering about Dr. Love's "leg warmers." Heehee!!

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  22. Happy Valentimes Day n Happy Blogoversary!
    Purrrrrrrrrrs,
    Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

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  23. Happy Valentines Day and Blogoversary, Cloon.

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  24. Happy Blogoversary and Heart Day too.

    Cats of Wildcat Woods

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  25. Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Blogoversary, too.

    We're looking forward to another year of your tales.

    Love your neck kerchief. It's purrrfect!

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  26. Your Valentine Day story made us all laff and laff! Hapurry Heart Day to you!

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  27. Happy Blogoversary to you and your folks, and a very Happy Valentine's Day, too!

    I wish you get all the love that you deserve -- and the sky's the limit when it comes to that!

    By the way, Neytiri is one of my LOL-Valentine's today on the LOLSpot.

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  28. Happy Blogoversary and happy Valentine's Day too. The leg warmers look very umm... interesting.

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  29. Happy 2nd Blogoversary!
    and...
    A very happy Valentine Day!

    x♥x♥x♥x
    Abby

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  30. Leg warmers...hahahahaha!

    Happy Valentine's Day, Cloon!
    Happy Blogoversary..a toast to many more posts!

    Your friend,
    Tom
    xoxo

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  31. Happy Valentine's Day...*snort* love da ankle warmers heeheeeheee

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  32. Happy Valentine's Day! And Happy 2nd Blogoversary too.

    Love that cute heart neckerchief!

    Yes, that Slash is a gorgeous mancat, isn't he? You two would make a lovely couple.

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  33. You look veryhandsome in your neckerchief. Can't wait to see you in the t-shirt you won. Happy valentines day to you and happy bog anniversary.

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  34. Purrs! Happy Valentine's Day =^_^=

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  35. Happy Valentine's Day and HAPPY BLOGOVERSARY!!!!

    Adorable post!
    Here's to many, many more!

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  36. Very funny; thanks for cheering us all up! Also, thanks for your kind words. Au ate last night AND this morning!!! We're hoping this means he's decided to live. He's a tough kitty so if he has the will, he should recover. Thanks for the purrs. We really appreciate it.

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  37. Happy Valentine's Day AND Blogoversary, Cloon and Neytiri!! 2 years is quite an accomplishment..congrats! <3 *smooches* I agree that you look quite handsome in that kerchief, Cloon!

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  38. Oh, shoot! Sorry we're late in wishing you a happy Valentine's Day and Blogoversary, Cloon and Neytiri! We sure hope you had a great day, filled with all the things you love the most. :)

    P.S. Those leg warmers are pretty cool!

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