Hello Audience. Happy Valentine's Day to you all! We have a lot going on today at Headquarters as it is our 2nd Blogoversary. That's right folks, I'z been blogging for Num-Nums for 2 whole years! (It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.) Besides that, I'z throwing a Valentine's bash whereby I'z giving away little gift bags of Num-Nums to any felines who show up at my front door today to partake in theese festivities. Also, joining me in-studio is Love Expert, Dr. Love who will be sharing his wisdom with the Audience. Welcome Dr. Love!
Dr. Love: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Cloon: So it looks like you've come prepared with some Valentine's props. Can you tell us a little about them?
Dr. Love: Uh, yes, well...since the weather has been a bit nippy, I brought my fuzzy red "ankle warmers" with me. And they go with the occasion, I might add.
Cloon: Uh, I don't think theese ones are "ankle warmers"...But I'z going to let that one go for now...I see you have brought a deck of cards with you. Can you tell us about theese ones?
Dr. Love: Affirmative. Now this little deck is a real gem I tell you. It's a great icebreaker for romantic dates when you are feeling a little shy, awkward or tongue-tied...Then all you do is pick a card and ask your date a question. This makes for some excellent conversations.
Cloon: Hit me.
Dr. Love: (picks a card from the deck and begins to read...) Have you ever spent any quality time with a squirrel?
Cloon: Uh, theese doesn't sound like a very "romantic" card to me...Are you sure theese one belongs in the deck?
Dr. Love: Oh, wait a minute...I think it may have found its way in by accident. I'll pick another one for you. Ok. If you would get a tattoo, what would it be and where would you put it?
Cloon: I would have a can of Num-Nums tattooed on my bicep.
Dr. Love: Now that would be an excellent conversation starter...and I'm sure the romance would just progress from there...
Cloon: Do you have any advice you can give us regarding love and romance on Valentine's Day?
Dr. Love: I'm afraid I don't "lick and tell"...
Cloon: Well there you have it folks, some tips to spice up your Valentines! Now, because it is tradition to ask someone to be your Valentine, Neytiri and I have decided to do theese as well. Back on Christmas Eve when Clooney Claus got stranded at the North Pole, he lost a bit of time and ended up missing some Num-Nums deliveries. My friends in the desert were waiting in their lounge full of katnip for Clooney Claus and alas he did not make it. So I'm asking each of them to be my Valentine. KonaKitty, The Baby, Grayce, Tiny Johnson, Felix, Rupert, Scouty, CC, Sweet Pea, Maui, May Ling, Salem, and Sylvester will you be my Valentines? (I should mention that theese offer comes with Num-Nums...) So how 'bout now?
And our little lady Neytiri has a wee bit of a crush on Slash from 5-Cat Style & The Flyer. So, Neytiri wants to ask Slash to be her Valentine...
In closing we want to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day! Remember to leave the lady feline in your life the last lick of Num-Nums and serve your Human "biscuits" in bed while expressing how much you really "knead" them...