July 14, 2010

CLOON'S 4TH BIRTHDAY


CLOON CELEBRATES HIS 4TH BIRTHDAY!!!


Hello, hello, hello there Audience. Today is a very special day at Headquarters...if I do say so myself. Theese is my Birthday! My Human is back from Australia with a very special present...I'z been given a muscle shirt to show off my new bicep implants...Just joshing with ya man! I don't has enough in the Num-Num Fund to affords the trip to Cabo for plastic surgery yet...But getting back to my pressie...My muscle shirt comes from Pierre's mates at Bondi who know that I'z a big surf fan. I also was given 4 cans of Num-Nums signifying my 4 years on the planet. As well, I hads myself a nice, little cupcake with 4 candles and some excellent vanilla frosting. I closed down the Clooneymobile Assembly Line for the day and divvied up the 4 cans of Num-Nums, sharing them with my little friends...the Elves. We'z having some limbo contests...the Elves always win as theese ones can go very low to the ground...but I always takes it in the Macarena category. The mini mugs of ale are circulating and the Elves are beginning to get a bit goofy...I'z going to have to prepare the "hair of the dog" tomorrow bright and early in order to gets the "production" underway again...

RAISE A MINI MUG OF ALE TO THE ONE AND ONLY CLOON...WILL YA?
the Elves all have their tiny jazz hands goin'...

AND MANY MORE...

July 1, 2010

HAPPY CANADA DAY - EH!

HAPPY CANADA DAY! CLOON HAS HIS PAW ON THE PULSE OF THE COUNTRY
Well hello there Audience! Happy Canada Day from us at Headquarters. Today I've been busy being the "Treasurer" of a garage sale. Theese is one of the things I can cross off my bucket list. I loves being the "treasurer" of anything and to be in charge of the garage sale proceeds is quite an honor. Every dollar raised buys 3/4 of a can of Num-Nums. Now for my tips of the day, are you ready felines?
CLOON'S TOP 5 TIPS FOR A HAPPY CANADA DAY:
5) Eat as many hotdogs as you can then finds a good place to nap
4) Take in dunk tank or pie-in-the-face fundraisers that support local felines
3) Try your paw at balloon artistry...but get your Human to trim your nails first
2) Avoid getting your face painted (it takes too much effort to clean yourself afterwards...) Trust me on theese one...
and Cloon's #1 tip of the day...
1) Seek out an excellent hiding place before the fireworks get underway
Happy Festivities Felines! Oops, gotta go, I'z gots a customer...