CLOON ATTEMPTS
TO INFILTRATE
THE PINK NOSE
SOCIETY
"APPLICATION
REJECTED"
LEAKED ON THE INTERWEBS IS CLOON'S FAKE CURRICULUM VITAE:
Name: Vladimir "The Bomb" Dostoevsky
Occupation: Poet/Environmentalist
Profile: A Feline Activist Concerned For The Future Generations of Birdies
Work History: Mainly Capitalist Ventures (I'd appreciate if you don't hold theese one against me)
Volunteer Experience: Pet-sitting for owners of fish and birds, educating felines at local humane societies about the importance of Num-Nums and capitalist ventures
Special Skills: Staring, high-pitched vocals, Human Mind Control, printing my own money
Interests: Beat poetry, tree-hugging, capitalist ventures, Num-Nums, bird conservation
Board Position Applying For: TREASURER
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