Hello there Audience and Welcome to our 8th Annual Academy Awards Oscar
Review. Oh, but it was a memorable one, this year now wasn't it folks?!
Neytiri's Best Dressed Award and Warm Fuzzies Award and Cloon's Best Oscar Moment all go to...Viola Davis and her acceptance speech. We adore our Viola Davis here at Headquarters.
Because we have kept you waiting one whole week for our Review and y'all are getting antsy in your seats, hopped up on sugar from Neytiri's baked goodies, we shall get right underway with our presentation of Best Motion Picture...
In the Best Motion Picture Category...the 3 Nominees are:
1) Moonlight
"Moonlight" is the first film in the trilogy featuring a feline who becomes super-charged and crazed by the powers of the Super Moon.
2) Hell or High Water
"Hell or High Water" is the second film in the trilogy which follows the crazed feline in his attempts to procure Num-Nums in the wee hours of the morn...
3) La La Land
"La La Land" is the third and final installment in the trilogy which chronicles the state of mind of the feline's Human after repeated attempts to wake her from a deep sleep by crazy antics in order to procure early morning Num-Nums...
And the Oscar goes to...
La La Land!
Oh, wait a minute folks...there seems to be a bit of a snafu...Our Oscar Presenter "Ducky" has gone a bit "quackers"...
And the Oscar goes to...
Moonlight!
Oh, wait a minute folks...there seems to be yet another snafu...our Oscar Presenter "Ducky" has had his judgment "impaired"...
Third time's the charm and the Oscar really goes to...
The Beauty Neytiri!
Our Beauty Neytiri is celebrating her 7th Birthday today!
Thank you for joining us for our memorable Red Carpet Celebration...
