February 14, 2016

BLOGOVERSARY VALENTINE'S EXTRAVAGANZA


Happy Valentine's Day everyone!  We are holding our Annual Valentine's Extravaganza and celebrating our 7th Blogoversary!  You must notice that Neytiri is chillaxin' after all her PAR-TAY preparations...


She spent the day decorating the tunnel...


Yep, I think she did a mighty fine job...

This year instead of a Catnipalooza we are featuring 
"Nip-To-Go"...


Each feline guest will leave with their own PAR-TAY favor of a heart box of Catnip...


Neytiri is the Quality Control Tester of the catnip...seems like she approves...


I am giving away "ten minutes of cuddling" to my Valentines this year...
Step right up to receive "Clooney Cuddles"...


Neytiri is looking for a Valentine and she has a special surprise for anykitty or anypurrson who wants to be her Valentine...

See that special Valentine Coupon?  She put her Martha Stewart Baking Lessons to good use and has "a batch of heart shaped homemade cookies" for her special Valentine...any takers?



To celebrate Valentine's day, our Human gave Neytiri and me a special Valentine Coupon...

THE TEN BEST THINGS MY HUMAN LOVES ABOUT US:

1.  Clooney is an expert cuddler.
2.  Neytiri purrs non-stop.
3.  Clooney is very entertaining.
4.  Neytiri's ragdoll shuffle ~ I get a kick out of the sound of her swishy paws and walk.
5.  Clooney lets me snorgle his tummy.
6.  Neytiri follows me around like a duckling.
7.  Clooney brings me his special toys as a gift and offering.
8.  Neytiri makes the cutest little ewok noises.
9.  Clooney loves love.
10.  Neytiri is so very, very sweet.


I have taken a selfie for my special Ladycat furriends Fiona and Giulietta and I have reserved the first ten minute cuddling session for them.  I am hoping that the cuddles will help cheer Fiona up and that the extra luvvins will be good for her health...
 We are joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with our furriends at The Cat On My Head...



Wishing you lots of Valentine's Love!

February 2, 2016

Groundhog Day With Stan The World's Smallest Sheep


Hello there Audience!  Welcome to our 7th Annual Groundhog Day Report with Stan The World's Smallest Sheep!  Wait a minute...I hear some whistlin' in the distance...


Yep...just as I thought...it's  our own purrsonal Groundhog "Varmit the BC Marmot"...He came out of hibernation for 5 minutes to give his report...


What say you, Varmit?  Hmm, I think I may just be getting a sense of his prediction...


Oh yes, I am right on the money, Varmit DID NOT see his shadow and predicts an early Spring for British Columbians!  Woo hoo!  **cough, cough, Varmit has been bribed with Num-Nums for 5 years of early Spring predictions...is under contractual obligation and my purrsonal care to  ensure accurate yearly predictions. 


Now we are moving on location to Stan and his Annual Groundhog Day Report...Stan runs in some mighty fine intellectual circles and has been on the lookout for the latest and greatest Groundhog gossip... 


He has the handle on the latest inside scoops...


Our little buddy will spill the beans on Groundhog Day as soon as he is finished his tug-o-war for his favorite foliage...
Ok, we are ready in 1, 2, 3...


Cloon: Hola Stan!
 
Stan: Hola Amigo!

Cloon:  Now Stan, we are anxious to hear the scoop on all the famous Groundhogs and their predictions...

Stan:  Well, Pennsylvania’s Punxsutawney Phil DID NOT see his shadow and predicts an early Spring!   Nova Scotia’s Shubenacadie Sam DID NOT see his shadow and predicts an early Spring for Eastern Canada.  Staten Island Chuck DID NOT see his shadow and predicts an early Spring! General Beauregard Lee in Atlanta DID NOT see his shadow and predicts an early Spring!  Ontario’s Wiarton Willie DID see his shadow and predicts 6 more weeks of winter...bummer for Ontario...he was the only Groundhog to predict more winter, better keep that little guy in protective custody! 

Cloon: Gracias, Stan!  Audience, Stan will be surrendering his post he held at Headquarters as our mascot this past year as the Chinese Year of the Sheep comes to an end next week.  We will miss our little buddy and are expecting a Monkey to move in just about any time now...things should be interesting!