March 26, 2014

TUNNEL TUESDAY/WACKY WEDNESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: CLOSED

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the very late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  My tunnel is closed for spring cleaning!  Yep, it's that time of year again...

Neytiri is dusting the tunnel and demonstrating the art of "Dust Bunny Busting"!  She is making sure the tunnel is spic and span and in top-notch shape...

Have y'all started your spring cleaning yet?  


Join me next TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.

March 18, 2014

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!
 
Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...
and what do I find? Wait a minute...
Oh, oh... 
Ay yai yai...


I was speechless which brought in Neytiri to find out what was going on...


The aftermath of the St. Paddy's Day Par-tay was not a pretty sight!  
Ducky and Mini-Cloon were a sight for sore eyes...They had over-imbibed and over-partaken of the mini-mugs of green ale!  There is only 1 way to deal with theese situation...

"Hair Of The Dog"...

Uncle Cloon's Secret Recipe:

2 parts Green Ale
1 part Num-Nums
1 part Vanilla Yogurt
1 tiny pinch of dog hair (makes sure it's TINY)

THEN PUT THEESE ONES IN MAGIC BULLET AND BLEND. THEN PUT CONCOCTION IN SHOOTER GLASS AND "DOWN THE HATCH"...

In 1 hour you will be back in business, trust me on theese one...


Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.

March 17, 2014

The Best of St. Paddy's


Hello there Audience.  Neytiri is preparing for our festivities and has done some decorating...


After all her hard work with the par-tay planning, she settled down to keep an eye on Ducky and to partake of a mini-mug of green ale...



Mini-Cloon got in the spirit bigtime, swiped Ducky's St. Paddy's Day hat and donned it...he makes a cute little Leprechaun, dontcha think?

And now for some highlights from our previous St. Paddy's Days:

2013 




I really got my Irish on last year and my Human paid the price with a nose bitey...

2012

 
I offered kisses to the Ladycats and Ladies and a huge line-up formed...

2011



Neytiri and Ducky won 2nd Place for Best Green Sleeping Area in
 Brian's St. Patrick's Day Contest...

2009


"Girlfriend" (our nickname for Inka) and I took a quick cat nap during our
1st Annual St. Paddy's Day Festivities...

Please join us in raising a mini-mug of green ale to our beloved Angel Inka
 (aka "Girlfriend") whose 15th Birthday would have been today.

Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!

March 15, 2014

March 11, 2014

TUNNEL TUESDAY



TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  A comfy-cozy pink beddie!  Can you believe it, felines?  Oh theese one is a good one!



 Neytiri was quick on the scene to check it out as pink is her favorite color...
 Who do you think the pink beddie is for, felines?



 It's for me!  Real Mancats have pink beddies!  
And OMC, it is so comfortable!  Thank you tunnel!

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.

March 8, 2014

Caturday Art


Clooney rules with a Velveteen paw...


It's Caturday and we are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.

 

March 5, 2014

On The Red Carpet: A Very Special Edition


Hello there Audience and welcome to our 5th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review.  Tonight is a very special Edition and you'll see why later...

I'll be hosting the event this evening and here I am watching and waiting for my Co-Host to arrive...

(Photo: Source Unknown)

Has anyone seen theese guy?  He's late on the scene and the Audience is starting to get antsy...I guess I'm going to have to carry this all on my own...Let's get the show on the road, shall we?

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to Ellen ordering pizza for the Audience!  
Ducky's "You're Busting My Chops" Award goes to Jamie Foxx's Slo' Mo' Dance during presenting...
Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Sandra Bullock (we loves our Sandy here at Headquarters)...


And now for the Oscar for Best Motion Picture...

In the Best Motion Picture Category...the 3 Nominees are:


1)  The Wolf Cat of Wall Street


This motion picture features a crafty feline CEO who will stop at nothing to market and sell a non-existent automobile Clooneymobile...

CEO: "Hey Director, how's the lighting in theese scene?"


CEO: "How 'bout now?"



2)  Captain Phillips Cloon

(Photo: Source Unknown)

This motion picture features Captain Cloon...

Captain Cloon: "Hey Director, wait a minute...you got the wrong "Cloon"!"  That's where my Co-Host went...that sneaky guy...


Captain Cloon: "Whew!  That's more like it."

Let's start again, shall we?  This motion picture features Captain Cloon whose ship is captured by a mutant rogue Pirate...


Captain Cloon must face-off against the Dread Pirate "Deck Swab Ducky"...


3)  Her


This motion picture features the love story between a Human with a broken heart and the sweet beauty Neytiri who helped to heal her...

And the Oscar goes to...

Her


Accepting the Oscar is our very own Neytiri 
who turns 4 today!  

Happy Birthday Neytiri! 

You are the Cat's Meow! 

And that's all folks!  Thanks for joining us OTRC!

March 4, 2014

TUNNEL MARDI GRAS


TUNNEL TUESDAY: IT'S MARDI GRAS!

Well hello there felines.  Happy Mardi Gras!  How are y'all doing in the "bead" department?  Let Uncle Cloon give you some pointers...


Theese are some tips that will help you collect LOTS of strings of beads
during Mardi Gras...


Firstly, you must stake out, in advance, your prime piece of real estate for viewing the Mardi Gras parade.  Now many folks choose to camp out for days ahead of time ensuring that they will have a good spot on the parade route.  Feel free to pitch a tent, bring the barbie and blast some good tunes.  Uh felines...make sure to use the litterbox way in advance so you don't miss the parade!  Next up is the phrase that will encourage beads to be thrown in your direction...You must shout out "Throw me something, Mister!"  *Remember felines..."flashing" is totally optional*

Here I am, all in position, waiting for the parade to start...And I'm waiting...and waiting...and waiting some more...

What do you mean there's no local Mardi Gras parade?  I'z been waiting for minutes hours!  You mean I has to go right to the Big Easy to gets my beads?  Felines...last tip: make sure your Purrsonal Assistant is with it and on the ball and takes note of theese things way ahead of time so they can books you a flight to Mardi Gras if you be wanting some beads!

Happy Mardi Gras!  Laissez les bons temps rouler!