December 31, 2012

MAGIC TUNNEL MONDAY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


MAGIC TUNNEL MONDAY AND  HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well hello there felines.   So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of Monday morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is a snazzy New Year's hat!  Can you believe it felines? 


Here I am posing in my New Year's hat!  It is just
purr-fect for the night's festivities!  We are having a huge party here at Headquarters and all are invited! 

There's an open Niptini Bar, an all-you-can-eat

Num-Nums buffet and "Ducky" the DJ is spinning his proprietary tunes all nite long.  Dancing will be encouraged, so we will start the evening off with some social ice-breaker games to discourage wall-flower tendencies...A few stiff niptinis and we will all be circulating...oozing intelligence! 

I will be giving samba and macarena lessons throughout the evening..."Hey Macarena!  Ay!" A conga line will form before the stroke of midnite...Are you ready for some fun, felines?...Let's PAR-TAY!!! 


Thank you for your friendship!  Neytiri and I wish you all a wonderful 2013!  


December 25, 2012

MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Merry Christmas from Clooney and Neytiri!


(Thanks to our dear Wendy from Wendy's LOL-Spot for our Christmas Avatars!)

December 24, 2012

CATMAS EVE WITH CLOONEY CLAUS


Well hello there Audience!  Welcome to the behind-the-scenes footage as Clooney Claus does his final preparations at Headquarters.  Here is me posing in the "classy" suit that showed up in my tunnel theese Tuesday...It is cosy so it will keep me warm wherever there is snow and colder weather, of course so will a few "catnip toddies"...

Oh, what's this I hear?  There is a bit of a ruckus going on...My deers have arrived on the scene to pull the sled of Clooney Claus...


Yikes, theese ones are chomping at the bit, so to speak...they are really anxious to get the night started and to see Joe the donkey...haytinis have been promised...


(Psst...don't worry felines...my Human may pay for theese one...nothing like a nose bite in the wee hours of the morn...)
Tada!....Introducing the one-and-only...Clooney Claus in his complete suit!  Now felines, I have taken all your requests very seriously and noted each and every one!  Goodies, treats, Num-Nums, catnip mice, etc. etc. will be delivered to naughty and nice kitties theese Catmas Eve!  So be watching for Clooney Claus and his deers...and have a very MERRY CATMAS!

December 18, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 3

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the very late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is some apparel.  Now theese isn't just any old apparel....Theese one is a good one!  It is red with white trim and a black buckle belt...Any guesses, felines? 


It's the official outfit for Clooney Claus!  Now, I do know that alot of felines out there do not like dressing up in apparel...they tend to put the bitey on their Humans and run off and hide in hard-to-reach locations and look all grumpy when they are photographed etc. etc.  But if Clooney Claus is to visit all the naughty and nice felines on Christmas Eve with his new team of deer and his goodies and pressies, he  does have to look the part...so I'll let it slide theese time...At least theese outfit is an improvement over last year's model and I will actually look classy.  And I needs to be a classy Clooney Claus just in case the Pawpurrazzi catch wind of me and publish the photos in the National Feline Enquirer! 

Ok felines.  Are you preparing your list?
 
Ducky's making a list.
Neytiri's checking it twice.
Gonna find out who needs...
Catnip Mice.
Clooney Claus is coming to your town...
in 6 days...
 
*Jazz Paws*


December 12, 2012

WORDY WEDNESDAY - DEER TV


Hello Audience, I have some very interesting news for you...I awoke to Deer TV in the early hours of the morn! 

Neytiri and I watched the deers for 3 whole hours!  They ate grass and did some relaxing, also taking in the view. 

All of a sudden, I got a brilliant idea!  I decided to ask the deers to help me out on Christmas Eve...I figured theese one had really good ears so I decided to make him the leader of the group.  I called to them out the window and asked them if they would sign a contract to pull the sleigh of Clooney Claus in exchange for Num-Nums, Neytiri's home baking and the odd haytini...  

Eagerly, they rose to their feets and started to head up to Headquarters to sign a contract to provide sleigh service for Christmas Eve.  After a sampling of the promised goods and a few high fives, the deal was done...Stay tuned Audience!  And remember to get your list ready for Clooney Claus...I will be visiting both naughty and nice kitties to deliver the goods...   

December 11, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 2~

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is Christmas stockings!  Can you believe it felines? 


I was very excited about theese one!  Neytiri claimed the "Meow" stocking because it came with a little mousie.  Now that is alright by me because the red stocking is bigger and can fit more Num-Nums and pressies in it, so I'm glad it ended up being mine!  Whoa felines...I wonder what will end up appearing in my stocking on Christmas morn?  Audience, please leave some ideas below about the type of goodies Neytiri and I should be getting in our Christmas stockings...theese will give the Elves a bit of help. 

**Note to public** Uh, coal is not an acceptable suggestion, remember that Clooney Claus will be visiting your house and I may take theese one purr-sonally...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 3rd installment of Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition

December 4, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me were Miniature Snowmen!  Can you believe it felines?  
  

They arrived just in time to kick off the month of December and the holiday season and assist us in the countdown to Christmas.  Neytiri put the bitey on some of them to test them out...I, on the other paw, was more well-behaved (sort of anyway)...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 2nd installment in Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition and see what my magic tunnel has created!