CINCO DE MAYO WITH CLOON & "THE BABY"

 **Narrated by an "Innocent Bystander" who wishes to remain Anonymous**:

When I came upon the "scene", the Cinco De Mayo party had already begun...Cloon was fitted with his Mexican sombrero...looking a bit sombre, I might add...

But then all of a sudden, his ears perked up as a big commotion caught his attention.   It was the arrival of his Guest of Honor, who always likes to make a grand entrance...

"The Baby" (orange doy tog pictured above) fresh in from MORE plastic surgery in Cabo just back from studying Mexican culture and customs, snitched Cloon's sombrero, donned it and posed for a photo op.

Then the Secretary quickly put down her duster and joined the action...thoroughly sniffing the "limon".  Plus someone had to keep an eye on that "Ducky"...

 Hmm, then she moved onto the cerveza...Can't blame a girl, really...it was a tough week in Dusty Bunny Ville.  A little bit of a late bloomer, Cloon finally spotted the string limon and appeared quite "fixated"...

Realizing that she had been left out of the equation, Neytiri demanded her own set of maracas.  Pink ones no less.

She then realized this was her big chance to seize the moment and the spotlight and spice things up...

 She took the party up a notch when she started to shake them...

Then, out of the blue, in an unprecedented move, Cloon (possibly under the influence of cerveza) goes for "Ducky"...giving him a whap! 

Then things REALLY get shameless start to "heat up"...
"The Baby" topples over! (Apparently "two big feets to the wind".)  And Cloon shows the Audience his backside...
as he starts to Samba and "shake his tailfeather"...

And there you have it folks!  Do not try this at home!  Instead, head on over to KC & MISSY'S CINCO DE MAYO CELLYBRASHUN, they're PURR-fessionals over there, you'll be in good paws...